An Iraqi visiting his cousin in LONDON who left Iraq 30 years ago

حوار بين عراقي وابن عمه جاء لزيارته في لندن بعد فراق 30 عاما

Question:  What would you like to have?  Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milk or Coffee?

Tea please, Answered the Iraqi who just came from Baghdad

Question:  Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice-tea or Green tea?

Answer:  Ceylon tea please  

Question:  How would u like it?  Black or White?

Answer:  White please 

Question:  Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?

Answer:  With milk please

Question:  Goat milk, Camel milk, or Cow milk?

Answer:  With cow milk please

Question:  Milk from freeze, Land cow or Afrikaner cow?

Answer:  Um…. I'll take it black

Question:  Would u like it with Sweetener, Sugar or Honey?

Answer:  With sugar please

Question:  Beet sugar or Cane sugar

Answer:  Cane sugar please  

Question:  White… Brown or Yellow sugar?

Answer:  Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead please

Question:  Mineral water or Still water?

Answer:  Mineral water please 

Question:  Flavored or Non-flavored?

Answer: 

 أنعل ابوك لابو أبوك   لابو حتى اللي خلفك  

من طاح حظك وحظ اللي اجه عندك يا جلب  

بس مو صوجك  

صوجي اني  الحمار اللي زرتك  

طزبيك وبللي يتزقنب عندك